@Mr. Sandman: the National Institutes of Health recommends no more than 2 hours of screen time per day outside of work. I average a bit more, but I like to think that I’m doing important work on the internet!

How much screen time do you average @Mr. Sandbag?

Dear lord

wow… that’s a lot… what do you do on your phone all day?

ah yknow, just a bit of scrolling

A bit? That’s literally every hour in a day! How do you even manage that? When do you sleep?

idk, i dont rlly have a problem with sleeping but a couple times Ive woken up with my phone already in my hand. Guess I have a habit of doing it in my sleep.

@Mr. Sandbag, that’s pathetic

Hey don’t say that! Everyone has their own standards of living, some people just enjoy spending their time… differently

@Mr. Strawman, he’s literally sleep-scrolling

Ok, so, we all have our problems. Maybe, @Mr. Stuck, you could try getting out more, find some hobbies.

ehh, idk... maybe once i feel like it